Programmer's Joke

[Agil Abdullah]

Usually, I write jokes and humors on public blog Kompasiana.com, the biggest one in Indonesia. Today, permit me to share my joke of the day in a meme.

[esgici]

Funny

Thanks Agil

[Rathinagiri]

[mol]

[danielmaximiliano]

muy bueno

[dragancesu]

Woman sends programmers on the market. Buy butter, if have eggs bought ten. He bought ten of butter

Original: zena posalje progamera na pijacu: kupi maslac, ako ima jaja kupi deset. Doneo je deset maslaca

[CalScot]

A programmer at a job interview was asked how many days of the week begin with the letter “T”. “Two” he replied, adding “Today and Tomorrow.” The surprised interviewer said it wasn’t what he’d expected, but that it was, technically, correct.
Next question: “How many seconds are there in a year?” “Twelve!” replied the programmer immediately. “Twelve?” repeated the surprised interviewer. “Yes - there’s January second, February second, March second, April second…” Again the interviewer said it wasn’t the answer he’d expected, but that again, it wasn’t wrong.
Final question: “How many ‘D’s are there in ‘Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer’?” The programmer closed his eyes, started counting on his fingers, and after a long wait, said “132.” “132?” repeated the interviewer, even more surprised than before. “How do you get 132?” he asked. “Simple,” said the programmer, who started to sing “Dee-Dee, Dee Dee Dee, Dee-Dee, Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee, Dee…”
Sorry! Old joke, but it still makes me laugh!

[Agil Abdullah]

Thanks for enjoying my Joke to : Esgici, Rathinagiri, Mol, Daniel

[Agil Abdullah]

Dragancesu wrote:

Woman sends programmers on the market. Buy butter, if have eggs bought ten. He bought ten of butter

Original: zena posalje progamera na pijacu: kupi maslac, ako ima jaja kupi deset. Doneo je deset maslaca

It seems like situasional joke of misunderstanding, right?

[Agil Abdullah]

CalScot wrote (with reedit intensionally made by me to make it easy to catch the dialog):

A programmer at a job interview was asked:
"How many days of the week begin with the letter “T” ?"
“Two,” he replied, adding “Today and Tomorrow.”

The surprised interviewer said it wasn’t what he’d expected, but that it was, technically, correct.

Next question: “How many seconds are there in a year?”
“Twelve!” replied the programmer immediately.
“Twelve?” repeated the surprised interviewer.
“Yes... There’s January second, February second, March second, April second…”

Again the interviewer said it wasn’t the answer he’d expected, but that again, it wasn’t wrong.

Final question: “How many ‘D’s are there in ‘Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer’?”

The programmer closed his eyes, started counting on his fingers, and after a long wait, said “132.”
“132..?” repeated the interviewer, even more surprised than before.
“How do you get 132...?” he asked.
“Simple,” said the programmer, started to sing “Dee-Dee, Dee Dee Dee, Dee-Dee, Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee, Dee…”

(Sorry! Old joke, but it still makes me laugh!)

It sounds like a fool programmer... Isn't it?